5 Jokes For Peta

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Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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PETA vs. Technology

PETA's stance on animal testing clashes with the reliance on technology
PETA once asked me if my laptop was cruelty-free. I told them it only hurts my feelings when it freezes, not any animals. Maybe they should focus on protesting slow Wi-Fi instead.

Animal Lover's Dilemma

Balancing love for animals and disdain for PETA
PETA claims they want animal liberation, but I feel like they'd be happier if all of us were living in treehouses, surviving on kale smoothies, and communicating with birds. Sorry, PETA, I love Wi-Fi more than I love wilderness.

Fashionista vs. PETA

Trying to stay stylish while avoiding PETA's judgment
PETA wants us all to go vegan. I tried it, but after a week, I looked in the mirror and realized I had become a celery stick. Sorry, PETA, but I need my burgers to maintain my identity.

PETA Support Group

The challenges of attending a PETA support group
At the support group, they gave us pamphlets on how to convert our friends to veganism. I tried it, and now my friends have a support group for recovering from my relentless vegan propaganda.

PETA Activist on a Date

Balancing activism with dating struggles
My last date accused me of being a hypocrite because I had leather seats in my car. I tried to explain it's a rental, but she wasn't buying it. Maybe I should start dating environmentalists instead.

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