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I told my friend I joined PETA. He said, 'Really? People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals?' I replied, 'No, People for the Eating of Tasty Avocados!
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Why did the tomato turn red during the PETA meeting? It saw the salad dressing!
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How do you make a PETA member laugh on a Saturday? Tell them a chicken joke on Fry-day!
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I went to a PETA seminar on animal rights. It was eye-opening — they really know how to 'paw'-ticipate!
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I tried to tell my cat a PETA joke, but it just gave me a disdainful look. I guess it's not feline the humor!
PETA Tech Support
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You ever call PETA's tech support? It's a mess. You're on hold for so long that by the time they answer, the animal you were calling about has already retired and written its memoirs.
PETA vs. Zombies
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PETA has a contingency plan for a zombie apocalypse. They figure if zombies want to eat flesh, they might as well convert them into plant-eating zombies. So, instead of The Walking Dead, we'll have The Grazing Dead.
PETA and Alien Diplomacy
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I heard PETA is preparing a welcome package for aliens. They want to ensure that extraterrestrial life forms know our planet is full of life and love. Good luck explaining that to a creature that considers probing an acceptable form of introduction.
PETA and Conspiracy Theories
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PETA believes that animals can understand human languages. So now I'm paranoid that my cat is secretly judging my life choices. I caught him whispering to the goldfish about my questionable fashion sense.
PETA Parties
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You know you're a hardcore animal lover when you start attending PETA parties. It's like a regular party, but instead of dancing, everyone just stands around awkwardly, avoiding eye contact with the vegan snacks.
PETA Fashion Shows
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I went to a PETA fashion show the other day. It was just models strutting down the runway wearing lettuce leaves. The problem was, halfway through, the audience got hungry and started making salads.
PETA and the Fast Food Intervention
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PETA is on a mission to convert fast-food chains into vegan havens. I can already imagine their slogan: McCarrot, Burger King Kale, and Taco Hell No More Meat-o.
PETA and Wildlife Comedy Clubs
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PETA started wildlife comedy clubs to raise awareness about animal rights. The problem is, the audience is mostly predators, so the heckling can be a bit too literal. You call that a punchline? Watch me show you one!
PETA-Approved Relationships
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I'm in a PETA-approved relationship. That means we don't call each other baby or honey. It's more like, Hey, avocado toast, can you pass me the quinoa?
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