7+ Best One Liners Jokes For oxymoron

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I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist!

Why did the wise fool bring a ladder to the comedy club? To reach the heights of low humor!

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Why did the procrastinator's to-do list contain 'finish this list'? It's a priority to avoid priorities!

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a banker because I need dough!

I joined a health club last year. I haven't lost a pound, but my heart and wallet are lighter!

I have a photographic memory, but it hasn't developed yet.

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