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People use the term "act naturally," but isn't acting the opposite of being natural? It's like saying, "Be yourself, but with a script and some rehearsed lines." "Hey, just act naturally, like you always do when a spotlight is on you.
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Random order" is another gem. Isn't the whole point of an order to be, well, not random? "I'd like a pizza with toppings in a completely unpredictable, haphazard sequence, please.
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Isn't it interesting how "jumbo shrimp" became the poster child for oxymorons? I mean, can shrimp really be jumbo? I've seen bigger breadcrumbs. They should call it "shrimpy giants" – that's more accurate.
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Have you ever noticed how "clearly misunderstood" is a thing? I mean, if it's so clear, how did we end up misunderstanding it in the first place? It's like saying, "I see your confusion perfectly – crystal clear, in fact.
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We talk about "virtual reality," but is there such a thing as "actual reality"? Or is everything else just a rehearsal? "Sorry, folks, the real reality will begin shortly. Please stand by for existence.
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The phrase "deafening silence" cracks me up. How can silence be deafening? It's like saying, "I heard nothing so loudly that it almost made my ears explode." Maybe we should call it "quietly overwhelming" instead.
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You know, I find it amusing that we call it an "oxymoron." I mean, why use a word that sounds like a mix of a powerful animal and a cleaning product? Are we trying to clean up language here? "Hey, watch your mouth, or I'll unleash the oxy-moron on you!
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I was thinking about how we use the term "small crowd." It's like saying, "Let's have a tiny horde, shall we?" I imagine a bunch of little people in a huddle, whispering, "Yeah, this is definitely a small crowd.
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Why do we say someone is "seriously funny"? Can't we just appreciate the humor without questioning their commitment to it? "Oh, he's not just funny – he's got a profound dedication to making us laugh.
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