7 Jokes For Optician

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Updated on: Nov 19 2024

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Why did the optician always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw your attention!
My optician told me I need reading glasses. I told him, 'I already have Facebook.
Why did the eye break up with the nose? It just couldn't see things eye to nose.
What did the optician say to the customer who couldn't find the right pair of glasses? 'You're just not looking at the big picture!
I asked my optician if I could pay for my glasses in installments. He said, 'Sure, we accept cash and sight checks.
I told my optician I needed glasses. He said, 'You certainly do, this is a coffee shop.
Why did the optician go broke? He couldn't make enough contacts!

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