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The Frame Fiasco
Choosing stylish frames and dealing with fashion faux pas
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I told the optician I needed glasses that made me look like a genius. She said, 'Sure, these frames will make everyone think you've got all the answers.' Yeah, all the answers to 'Who let you pick those frames?'
The Lens Prescription Predicament
Understanding complex lens prescriptions
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The optician handed me my lens prescription, and I felt like I was holding the script for 'The Matrix.' 'Take the blue lens; the story ends. Take the red lens; you’ll see how deep the rabbit hole goes!'
Eye Exam Woes
Awkwardness during an eye examination
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The optician asked if I could see the letters clearly through the lenses. I said, 'Yes, but I think the 'E' in the top row has an identity crisis. Looks like an 'F' trying to fit in.'
The Myopic Patient
Frustration with unclear vision
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My optician tried to sell me the most expensive pair of glasses, claiming they'd help me see into the future. I told him I didn’t need them because I've already seen my bank account in the present.
Contact Lens Chronicles
Struggles with using and maintaining contact lenses
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Putting on contact lenses is like performing a magic trick. One minute, they're in your hand, and the next minute, poof! They've vanished into thin air, leaving you blindly searching the floor like a clueless magician.
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