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The optician always tells me to relax my eyes during the exam. Relax? I'm trying not to blink so much that they think I'm Morse code-ing for help.
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You ever notice how the optician's office is always so quiet? It's like a library for eyeballs – shh, we're all trying to see clearly in here!
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The optician always tells me to read the smallest line of letters I can. I swear, at that point, I'm just guessing and praying they don't throw an ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics chart at me.
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At the optician, they dilate your pupils, and suddenly the world looks like a blurry Instagram filter. I'm stumbling around like a lost character in a low-budget horror film – "Attack of the Dilated Pupils.
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At the optician, they ask you to cover one eye and read the chart. I'm there like, "Can I cover both eyes and just trust you to pick out the right prescription? Let's make this a team effort, doc!
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Why do they even have those enormous frames at the optician's office? Who's walking around with glasses the size of a windshield? "Yeah, just give me the ones that cover my entire face, please. I want to look like I'm peering into the future.
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You ever been to the optician and they ask you, "Which is better, one or two?" I'm sitting there thinking, "I don't know, doc, I came here because I can't even decide between paper or plastic at the grocery store!
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Opticians always ask if you've been staring at screens too much. I'm like, "Doc, I practically live in front of a screen – it's called my job. Can you prescribe me some anti-boredom glasses instead?
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You know you're at the optician when they hand you that funky contraption to test your peripheral vision. I'm over here trying not to look like a confused owl in a laboratory – "Do I follow the light, or am I auditioning for 'Dancing with the Opticians'?
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