6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For on your knees

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My yoga instructor proposed on one knee. I guess you could say it was a 'flexible' engagement!

I told my boss I need a raise. He said, 'Get on your knees and we'll talk about it.' I guess he meant for negotiations, not a prayer!

I told my girlfriend I'll always be there for her. She said, 'You better be—especially if you're tying your shoelaces!

I tried to start a limbo club, but it folded. Everyone just got too low on their knees!

I asked my friend if he could fix my kneecap. He said, 'I'm not a joint specialist, but I can give it a crack!

I tried to impress my date with a magic trick. I made myself disappear on one knee—now she won't stop calling me 'The Illusionist'!

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