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Fixing the Sink
Repairing the sink while on your knees
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I'm not great at fixing things, but I decided to tackle the sink. I'm on my knees, tools everywhere, and my neighbor walks in and says, "Wow, it looks like a crime scene in here." I said, "Yeah, the murder weapon is probably that wrench.
At the Pet Store
Choosing a pet while on your knees
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I'm at the pet store, and this parrot starts imitating me. I'm on my knees, and it goes, "Will you marry me?" Even the birds know I spend too much time down here.
At the Proposal
Popping the question while on your knees
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I proposed in a restaurant, and the waiter thought I was having a medical emergency. He rushes over, and I'm on my knees, sweating, and he goes, "Sir, are you okay?" I said, "Yeah, just trying to survive the most expensive dinner of my life.
In the Garden Center
Trying to find the perfect plant while on your knees
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I'm kneeling in the flower aisle, and this guy comes up and asks, "Need help?" I say, "Yeah, I'm looking for something that will bring me joy and won't break my heart." He points to the succulents and says, "Good luck, buddy.
The Marriage Counseling Session
Discussing issues in marriage while on your knees
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In counseling, they asked us to role-play our arguments. So there I am, on my knees, pretending to be my wife, and she's standing there saying, "You never listen!" I'm thinking, "Yeah, because I can't hear you from down here!
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