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What's a spider's favorite way to propose? With a ring in the web, of course—on eight knees!
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Why did the cat propose on one knee? It wanted to paws for a romantic moment!
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Why did the sloth propose on one knee? It was the fastest he could move!
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Why did the comedian perform at the construction site? He heard they were big fans of 'knee-slappers'!
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Why did the comedian refuse to propose on one knee? He didn't want to be a stand-up guy!
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Why did the basketball player propose on one knee? He wanted a slam-dunk engagement!
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Why did the chef propose on one knee? He wanted to whisk his partner away!
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I told my ghost writer to give me something edgy. They said, 'on your knees.' I was expecting something wild, but here I am, talking about gardening. Turns out, they meant planting flowers. Disappointed, yet oddly relaxed.
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So, my ghost writer told me to talk about being 'on your knees.' I thought, 'Well, that's just my Friday night trying to find the TV remote under the couch.'
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I got this note about 'on your knees,' and I was like, 'Is this stand-up or an IKEA instruction manual? Step 1: Assemble your life, on your knees.'
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I asked my ghost writer for material, and they said, 'on your knees.' I said, 'Are you giving me stand-up advice or auditioning me for a role in 'Cinderella'? Either way, I'm ready for my glass slipper!'
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My ghost writer told me to go with 'on your knees.' I thought it was a metaphor for humility. Turns out, they just wanted me to discuss the struggles of assembling IKEA furniture. I've never felt so spiritually connected to a bookshelf.
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So, the note said 'on your knees.' I thought it was a secret society initiation. Turns out, it's just a reminder to clean up after my toddler. Same thing, really—a mess that requires deep reflection.
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I asked my ghost writer for a spicy topic, and they gave me 'on your knees.' I was expecting scandalous secrets, but nope, just advice on scrubbing the kitchen floor. Thanks for keeping it PG, ghostwriter.
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My ghost writer said, 'Let's talk about being on your knees.' I thought, 'Great, are we doing a comedy show or a workout video? Either way, I'm ready to break a sweat.'
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I got a note saying, 'on your knees.' I thought it was a prayer for better jokes. Turns out, it was just about fixing that wobbly table at the diner. Holy splinter!
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