6 Jokes For Mordor

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Updated on: Jan 03 2025

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Sauron tried to start a band, but they couldn't find a drummer with a good beat!
Why did Gollum become a gardener in Mordor? He heard they had a precious weed problem!
What's Sauron's favorite board game? Eye-spy!
Why don't orcs play hide and seek in Mordor? Because good hiding spots are precious!
Why do orcs never get invited to parties in Mordor? Because they always bring a bad atmosphere!
I told the orc he should stop throwing rocks. He said, 'It's just how I roll in Mordor.

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