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Why did the hobbit open a bakery in Mordor? He wanted to make a lot of dough!
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I asked the orc if he wanted to hear a joke, but he said, 'I've heard it all in Mordor.
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Why did the orc break up with his girlfriend in Mordor? Because she wanted to go to the Shire and he preferred a Mount Doom-mestic relationship!
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Why did the orc become a chef in Mordor? He wanted to make a killer stew!
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Why did the ring go to therapy in Mordor? It had too much emotional baggage!
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They say Mordor has a high turnover rate for employees. I guess 'Career advancement' means becoming Sauron's right-hand... or losing your ring finger!
Mordor – where the weather forecast is always 'scorched skies with a chance of impending doom!'
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I asked a local in Mordor about the weather forecast. They said, Well, it’s either going to rain fire or... well, just fire.
Dating in Mordor must be tough. 'Swipe right if you can handle a volcanic temper and a burning desire for world domination!'
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Have you ever tried speed dating in Mordor? The icebreakers are intense: Hi, I’m Dave. I enjoy long walks on lava, collecting cursed jewelry, and overthrowing kingdoms. You?
I heard the housing market in Mordor is hot! I mean, who wouldn’t want a fixer-upper with its own lava moat and complimentary ring of power?
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You know, I went to Mordor once. Let’s just say the Airbnb reviews were... a little too generous. Cozy cave, great fiery views, occasional existential dread – 4.5 stars!
Mordor – where the fashion trend is 'dark and darker,' and sunscreen is just 'lava repellent!'
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I tried shopping in Mordor once. Let's just say their idea of ‘summer collection’ is different. It’s all about finding the perfect cloak to match your ominous aura!
Ever wonder what the real estate listings in Mordor look like? 'Charming two-bedroom cave, scenic views of Mount Doom, occasional fellowship disturbances!'
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I saw a property listing in Mordor. It said, Perfect for those seeking a cozy atmosphere, minimal sunlight, and neighbors who occasionally want to destroy your jewelry.
Mordor's tourism slogan should be 'Come for the lava, stay for the existential dread!'
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Visiting Mordor is like going on a roller coaster ride, except instead of thrilling drops, you’ve got heart-stopping anxiety and the constant feeling that someone’s watching your every move.
Mordor's cuisine? Let’s just say everything’s either extra crispy or well-done with a side of melted hopes and dreams!
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I tried the local cuisine in Mordor. The chef’s specialty was a dish called ‘Ring of Fire.’ I think it’s just calamari, but with a dash of existential dread.
Life in Mordor is like a family reunion - lots of drama, a fiery atmosphere, and you're always worried someone might turn into a dark lord!
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Do you know what it’s like living in Mordor? It's like moving to the suburbs, except instead of nosy neighbors, you've got orcs eyeing your garden gnomes!
You think rush hour traffic is bad? Try commuting through the Black Gate in Mordor – one does not simply walk in... or out!
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Mordor's traffic jams make rush hour look like a leisurely stroll in the Shire. There, 'merge lanes' mean you and your cart better merge with the lava flow or else!
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