7 Jokes For Mordor

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Updated on: Jan 03 2025

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What did Sauron say to his minions during the talent show in Mordor? 'Eye believe in you!
Why did the orc bring a ladder to Mordor? He heard the ring was up for grabs!
What's Sauron's favorite type of coffee? Eye-spresso!
I asked Sauron for relationship advice, but he said, 'I can't see you two together.
Why did Frodo get a job at the bakery in Mordor? Because he kneaded the dough!
Why did Frodo start a gardening business in Mordor? He wanted to grow his own ring!
What's Sauron's favorite exercise? The eye-ron crossfit!

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