7 Jokes For Mission Statement

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Updated on: Dec 07 2024

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I asked my boss for a raise, and he said, 'That's not in our mission statement.' So I added, 'But it's in my survival statement!
I found my company's mission statement in the trash. I guess they were just throwing their vision away!
My mission statement is like a pizza - everyone wants a slice, but no one wants the crust!
I tried to write my mission statement in emojis. Now HR thinks I speak a different language!
I asked my company for a copy of their mission statement. They handed me a treasure map and said, 'Good luck!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He had a stellar mission statement: 'I'm outstanding in my field!
I updated my mission statement to 'eat the frog.' Now I'm just waiting for the boss to realize it's a metaphor for tackling tough tasks!

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