6 Jokes For Mission Statement

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Updated on: Dec 07 2024

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My mission statement is like coffee - it gives me the energy to do stupid things faster!
I accidentally sent my mission statement to the wrong email address. Now some random guy thinks he's on a quest to save the company!
My mission statement is like a good pair of socks - short, to the point, and helps me stay on my feet!
I told my boss my mission statement was to make every day like Friday. Now I only work one day a week!
My mission statement is like a superhero's catchphrase - short, impactful, and makes people wonder if I'm really qualified for the job!
My mission statement is like a GPS for life - it constantly recalculates when I take unexpected turns!

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