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Office Worker
The mission statement at work
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The only mission I've accomplished at work is figuring out how to sneak out early without getting caught. The mission statement is just background music to my escape plan.
Foodie
The mission statement in a restaurant
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I found the mission statement of my favorite restaurant: "To make sure you're too full for regrets." It's working; I've never regretted ordering dessert.
Social Media Addict
The mission statement on social media
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Social media mission statement: "Helping you stay friends with people you'd avoid in real life." Because nothing says friendship like a distant "like" button.
Gym Enthusiast
The mission statement at the gym
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The gym's mission statement talks about building strength and endurance. Little did they know my strongest muscle is the one I use to carry groceries in a single trip.
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