6 Jokes For Martial

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Updated on: May 14 2025

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Why did the martial artist bring a pencil to the fight? To draw his weapon!
Why don't martial artists ever get mad? They always find a way to kick out the negativity!
I asked my friend if he wanted to join my martial arts class. He said, 'I'm more of a pacifist. I prefer yoga – less kicking!
Why did the ninja go to therapy? He had too many repressed emotions!
Why did the martial artist open a bakery? He wanted to make perfect roundhouse cookies!
Why did the kung fu master become a chef? He wanted to make stir-fry with a kick!

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