7 Jokes For Martial

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Updated on: May 14 2025

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I told my friend I practice martial arts to stay fit. He said, 'I prefer a balanced diet, but your kicks seem effective!
My martial arts teacher told me to stop hitting the snooze button. 'It's time to kickstart your day!
I accidentally stepped on my sensei's foot. He said, 'That's not how you break the ice!
I asked my karate instructor for advice on handling stress. He said, 'Kick it aside!
I told my friend I could break a board with my bare hands. He told me to stop joking and use a saw.
I challenged my sensei to a duel. He declined, saying, 'I don't fight battles, I just drop wisdom bombs.
I tried to make a martial arts joke, but it didn't land. I guess I need better delivery kicks!

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