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The Competitive Dojo Rivalries
The rivalry between two martial arts dojos.
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Our dojo's newest strategy to attract students? Free pizza after every class. Suddenly, our sensei’s black belt in pizza delivery is coming in handy.
The Clumsy Sensei
Trying to maintain a dignified image despite being accident-prone.
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I told my class, 'Master the art of balance.' Then promptly fell off the practice stage. They now think I meant 'master the art of bala-OUCH!'
The Overconfident Martial Artist
Their ego versus their actual skills.
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I got into a sparring match with a mirror once. Turns out my reflection was just as unprepared for my moves as I was for theirs.
The Novice Ninja
Trying to impress the Sensei but failing miserably.
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I asked my Sensei if I could master the art of 'fighting like water.' He said sure, as long as water also occasionally trips over its own feet.
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