9 Jokes For Kleptomaniac

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Updated on: Mar 11 2025

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to therapy? To get to the root of the problem!
Why did the kleptomaniac become a gardener? Because he had a knack for taking things from the ground up!
Why did the kleptomaniac become a chef? Because he loved to whisk things away!
Why did the kleptomaniac become a comedian? Because he was always good at taking things lightly!
Why did the kleptomaniac start a band? He wanted to steal the show!
I caught my dog being a kleptomaniac. Now he's in paw-dicament!
How does a kleptomaniac organize his bookshelf? He takes everything, chapter and verse!
Why did the kleptomaniac take a bath? Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get mad? Because they always take things in stride!

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