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The Kleptomaniac Chef
Stealing ingredients for the love of the art.
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I tried cooking with stolen vegetables. The recipe said, "Add a pinch of salt." I added a dash of guilt too.
The Kleptomaniac Detective
Solving crimes but always being suspected of the theft.
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I caught a thief last week. Guess who's now being accused of stealing the spotlight? That's right, Detective Sticky Fingers.
The Confused Kleptomaniac
Constantly forgetting what they've stolen.
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I asked my kleptomaniac friend how he's doing. He said he's trying to turn his life around, one stolen GPS at a time.
The Kleptomaniac Magician
Making things disappear on stage and off.
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I tried a disappearing act with my wallet. It worked, but now I'm wanted for identity theft by my own credit cards.
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