5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For kleptomaniac

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Stealing ingredients for the love of the art.

I tried cooking with stolen vegetables. The recipe said, "Add a pinch of salt." I added a dash of guilt too.

Solving crimes but always being suspected of the theft.

I caught a thief last week. Guess who's now being accused of stealing the spotlight? That's right, Detective Sticky Fingers.

Constantly forgetting what they've stolen.

I asked my kleptomaniac friend how he's doing. He said he's trying to turn his life around, one stolen GPS at a time.

Making things disappear on stage and off.

I tried a disappearing act with my wallet. It worked, but now I'm wanted for identity theft by my own credit cards.

Helping others with their issues while battling their own.

My therapy sessions are like my stolen goods: confidential, and you'll never find them unless you're really good at detective work.

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