7 Kids To Put In Cards Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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I asked my kid if they wanted to hear a construction joke. They said, 'Sure.' So, I told them I'm still working on it!
I told my kid they need to eat their vegetables if they want to grow up big and strong. Now they're eating ice cream with a fork – they're growing in a unique way!
I told my kid they should always be kind to animals. Now every time they see a mosquito, they give it a high-five!
I asked my child if they could do math in their head. They replied, 'Why would I use my head when I have a perfectly good calculator?
I asked my child if they could make me breakfast in bed. They brought me a plate of scrambled Lego pieces – crunchy and colorful!
What do you call a kid who tells jokes in the garden? A stand-up comedian!
What did the kid say when they finished building their puzzle? 'This was puzzlingly easy!

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