6 Kids To Put In Cards Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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I told my kid that I used to walk to school uphill both ways. Now they insist on taking the elevator to their classroom on the second floor!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to go to high school!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the library? Because they wanted to reach the high shelves and 'book' their favorite spot!
I asked my child if they could do a cartwheel. They said, 'Of course! But only in the shopping cart aisle.
Why did the scarecrow become a great babysitter? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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