5 Kids To Put In Cards Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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The Overachieving Parent

Balancing perfection with reality
My kid asked for a simple birthday card. I handed them a scroll with a detailed list of their accomplishments, complete with footnotes and references.

The Punny Parent

Puns vs. Groans
Punny parenting tip: If the puns are too cheesy, just tell your kid it's a "gouda" joke, and they'll forgive you.

The Minimalist Parent

Saying enough with saying less
Being a minimalist parent means I never waste words or money on cards. I just stand there and say, "Happy birthday, you know what I mean.

The Procrastinator Parent

Last-minute creativity vs. actual effort
Procrastinator parenting hack: Buy a belated birthday card in advance, so you're always prepared for next year. It's like time-travel but with greeting cards.

The Tech-Savvy Parent

Digital expression in an analog world
Tech-savvy parents don't give traditional cards; we prefer augmented reality experiences. Just don't blame me if the holographic cake looks too real and you try to eat it.

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