10 Jokes For Kidnappers

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Updated on: Nov 13 2024

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Why did the kidnapper take a nap? Because he wanted to rest his hostage!
What's a kidnapper's favorite type of clothing? Hostage couture!
Why did the kidnapper take a cooking class? He wanted to learn how to 'abduct' flavors!
Why did the kidnapper join a band? He wanted to get a better 'abduction'!
Why did the kidnapper bring a ladder to the crime scene? He wanted to take the abduction to the next level!
Why did the kidnapper bring a calendar to the kidnapping? To plan for his 'abduction schedule'!
What's a kidnapper's favorite dance move? The abduct and swirl!
I told the kidnapper a joke, but he didn't laugh. I guess he had a 'hostile' sense of humor!
Why did the kidnapper become a gardener? He wanted to 'plant' some fear!
Why did the kidnapper break up with his girlfriend? She wanted more space!

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