7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For i thought you said

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I thought you said you were an artist, but your drawings look like abstract mysteries!

I thought you said you were a magician, but you disappeared when the dishes needed washing!

I thought you said you were a chef, but your signature dish is 'reservations'!

I thought you said you were a psychic, but you didn't see that punchline coming!

I thought you said you were a fashion guru, but your style is trending towards 'laundry day chic'!

I thought you said you were a comedian, but your jokes were flops even on a trampoline!

I thought you said you were a master planner, but your schedule is as chaotic as a squirrel's agenda!

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