7 Jokes For I Thought You Said

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Updated on: Dec 20 2024

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I thought you said you were bringing the tunes, but all I hear is a lot of treble!
I thought you said you could run fast, but you're pacing yourself like a turtle!
I thought you said you were a great storyteller, but your tales were shorter than a soundbite!
I thought you said you were an amazing dancer, but you're tripping over your own two feet!
I thought you said you were a singer, but you hit those notes like a broken record!
I thought you said you were an eloquent speaker, but your words stumbled like a toddler taking first steps!
I thought you said you were a fitness enthusiast, but your gym routine is more like a 'gym-nap' routine!

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