5 Jokes For I Thought You Said

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 20 2024

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DIY Misinterpretation

I thought you said...
I thought you said "add a pinch of spice," not "add a prince to spice." No wonder the curry tasted regal, but now I have royal guards posted in my kitchen.

Fitness Fiasco

I thought you said...
I thought you said "run a marathon," not "run a Mar-a-Lago." I didn't get any exercise, but I did end up with a lifetime membership to a fancy golf club.

Travel Troubles

I thought you said...
I thought you said "learn Italian," not "learn to tell aliens." Now I can have a conversation with E.T., but ordering pizza in Rome is still a challenge.

Cooking Catastrophes

I thought you said...
I thought you said "add salsa," not "attend salsa." I showed up at the dance studio with a bag of chips, and now I'm the snack king of the salsa class.

Misheard Instructions

I thought you said...
I thought you said our date was at a "hot spot." So there I was, dressed in my finest, expecting a fancy restaurant, and you took me to a chili-eating contest. I still don't know if I won or lost that night.

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