7 Jokes For House On Fire

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Updated on: Dec 31 2024

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Why did the fire refuse to leave the house? It was just too hot to handle.
Why did the candle break up with the firewood? It needed someone less flammable.
I thought my house was haunted, but it turns out it was just my smoke alarm low on batteries.
Why did the fire go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter.
Why did the house go to therapy? It had too many issues and was feeling a bit burned out.
Why did the fire investigator always get invited to parties? He really knew how to spark up a conversation.
What do you get when you mix a house fire and a rock concert? A blazing performance.

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