bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Superstitious Homeowner
Believing the fire is an ominous sign.
0
0
Ever met someone who thinks a house fire is the universe's way of sending smoke signals? Yeah, they’re convinced they’re about to receive a prophetic message from the burning ashes.
The Forgetful Homeowner
Forgetting something important amidst the chaos of a burning house.
0
0
When your house is on fire, and you're running around trying to save stuff, it’s like a real-life scavenger hunt. "Let’s see, where did I leave my childhood innocence again?
The Nonchalant Homeowner
Taking a laid-back approach during a house fire.
0
0
Some people are so relaxed; they see their house on fire and think it's a new form of extreme cozy living. "Ah, the warmth, the ambiance. Who needs a fireplace when you have the whole house aflame?
The Paranoid Homeowner
Already prepared for a fire apocalypse.
0
0
I know someone who’s so paranoid about fires, they have a plan for every possible scenario. House on fire? They have a fire drill. Neighbor's house on fire? They have an evacuation plan. Random bonfire on the beach? They’ve got a PowerPoint presentation on fire safety.
The Overconfident Homeowner
Believing they can put out the fire themselves.
0
0
Ever met someone so confident they think they can extinguish a house fire with a water gun? Yeah, I met him. He also believes in unicorns and a free gym membership that makes you lose weight by just having it.
Post a Comment