6 Jokes For House On Fire

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Updated on: Dec 31 2024

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I accidentally burned down my friend's house. Now I'm homeless.
My friend said his house was on fire, and I asked if he needed help. He said, 'Nah, I'm just warming up the place.
What do you call a firefighter who can play musical instruments? A fireman-duo.
I asked my friend if his house survived the fire. He said, 'Yes, it's smoke and mirrors now.
I tried to write a joke about a burning house, but it was too inflammatory.
I told my friend I had a hot date. He didn't realize I meant my house was on fire.

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