6 Jokes For Hire Hitman

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Updated on: May 10 2025

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Why did the hitman become a comedian? He wanted to kill at every performance!
Why did the hitman become a barber? He wanted to give people a killer haircut.
What do you call a hitman who takes up gardening? A hired hoe-ticulturist!
Why did the hitman bring a ladder to the job interview? He wanted to take his career to the next level.
Why did the hitman go to therapy? He needed someone to talk him out of his profession.
Why did the hitman become a chef? He wanted to 'spice' things up in his life.

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