5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For hire hitman

Has a moral dilemma about hiring a hitman, yet is still contemplating it.

I'm torn. I want to hire a hitman, but then I think, 'What if he's having a bad day and takes it out on Yelp with a bad review?'

Accidentally finds themselves in a situation where hiring a hitman seems like the only solution.

I hired a hitman to deal with my social anxiety. Turns out, he's great at making people disappear—literally.

Wants to hire a hitman but is overly concerned about the cost.

I thought about hiring a hitman, but then I saw the rates. At those prices, I might just send greeting cards with threatening messages instead.

Wants to hire a hitman but has no idea how to go about it.

I tried hiring a hitman through an app, but all I got was an Uber driver asking if I needed a lift to 'take someone out.'

Wants to discreetly hire a hitman but is terribly nervous about getting caught.

I'm so anxious; I asked a hitman for his rates, and when he said 'per job,' I panicked, thinking about job applications!

5 Jokes For Hire Hitman