7+ Best One Liners Jokes For hire hitman

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What did the hitman say to his broken computer? 'Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What's a hitman's favorite type of exercise? Target practice!

What's a hitman's favorite dessert? Assassins' chocolate cake!

I hired a hitman to help me with my procrastination problem. He said he'll take care of it tomorrow.

I asked the hitman if he could take care of my plants while I'm on vacation. He misunderstood and brought a weed whacker.

What's a hitman's favorite type of music? Anything with a killer beat!

What do you call a hitman who loves to dance? A step assassin!

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