7 Jokes For Heart Attack

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Updated on: Nov 26 2024

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My grandfather used to say laughter is the best medicine. That's probably why his heart was so strong – he had a hearty sense of humor!
Why did the heart break up with the liver? It felt it was getting too much alcohol!
I told my friend he had a big heart. He said, 'Yeah, it's a XXL – extra extra loving!
My friend started a new job at the cardiac clinic. He said it's heart-stopping work!
I tried to impress my crush by telling her I have a big heart. She said, 'That's nice, but I prefer credit cards!
I had a heart attack last night... well, my TV remote did. It couldn't handle the suspense!
Why did the heart go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!

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