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Why did the heart go to the comedy club? It heard they had great circulation of jokes!
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Why did the heart get a fine at the art museum? It couldn't stop looking at the masterpieces!
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What's a heart's favorite movie genre? Rom-coms – they love a good heartwarming story!
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What's a heart's favorite type of exercise? Cardio, of course – it's a pump-up party!
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Why did the heart become a gardener? It wanted to learn how to cultivate love!
The Only Marathon I'm Running is a Netflix Marathon
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My doctor recently told me I should consider running a marathon to improve my heart health. I looked at him and said, Doc, the only marathon I'm running is a Netflix marathon! I mean, have you seen the kind of emotional roller coasters they have on there? Beats any cardio workout, trust me.
Heart Attacks and Jump Scares
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My doctor advised me to cut down on anything that could give me a heart attack. So, naturally, I've removed all horror movies from my watchlist. I figured the only jump scares I need are the ones on my Fitbit when it reminds me to take a walk.
Heart Health and Doughnuts
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I tried explaining to my doctor that doughnuts are a crucial part of my emotional well-being. He told me they're not part of a heart-healthy diet. Well, I guess I'll just have to find another way to fill the doughnut hole in my heart. Maybe with more doughnuts.
Heart Attacks and Elevators
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I read somewhere that taking the stairs is good for your heart. So, now I take the stairs every chance I get. Unless, of course, it's more than three flights. Then I opt for the elevator. I call it a strategic workout plan – heart-healthy, with minimal sweating.
Heart Health and Relationship Advice
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My doctor told me that stress is bad for the heart. So, I've decided to eliminate stress from my life. Easy, right? I started by getting rid of my scale. Who needs that kind of negativity in a relationship?
Heart Health and Pizza
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I asked my doctor for advice on maintaining a healthy heart. He said to cut back on pizza. I looked at him dead in the eyes and asked, Have you ever tasted pizza? Because clearly, you've never known true happiness.
Heart Attacks and Weekend Plans
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My doctor told me to plan relaxing weekends to keep my heart healthy. So, I meticulously planned a weekend of doing absolutely nothing. Turns out, even planning a lazy weekend is exhausting. Who knew self-care required so much effort?
Heart Health and Self-Diagnosis
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I googled my symptoms online, and now I'm convinced I have every possible condition, including a rare heart condition only found in fictional characters. Next thing you know, WebMD will have me convinced I'm turning into a superhero. Watch out, world, here comes Captain Hypochondriac!
Heart Attacks and High Fives
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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure high fives come in at a close second. I tried to explain that to my doctor after my last checkup. He told me I need to watch my cholesterol. I suggested we start a high-five therapy group instead. You know, a real heart-healthy support system!
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