5 Jokes For Heart Attack

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Updated on: Nov 26 2024

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I told my wife I had a heart of gold. She said, 'More like a heart of fool's gold – valuable, but not always genuine!
I used to be a baker, but I had to quit. Every time I kneaded dough, my heart couldn't handle it!
Why did the heart go on a diet? It wanted to lighten its load and avoid a heavy heart!
I tried to write a love song about the heart, but it just didn't have the right beat!
I asked my friend how his date went at the fancy restaurant. He said it was so romantic; his heart skipped a beet!

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