4 Jokes For Heart Attack

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Updated on: Nov 26 2024

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Hey, folks! So, the other day, I had a bit of a scare. I thought I was having a heart attack. Now, before you start worrying, it turned out to be just a combination of too much caffeine and a really intense game of charades. But in that moment, my
You know, a heart attack is the one time in life when your heart says, "You know what? I've had enough. Time for a vacation."
It's like your heart goes on strike, but instead of picket signs, it sends out palpitations. "We demand better working conditions! Less stress, more chocolate!"
You know, the irony of heart health is that sometimes the things that are supposed to be good for your heart can give you a mini heart attack. I mean, you hear all these tips: "Exercise regularly, eat well, manage stress." So, I'm doing my best, right?
I decide to
Ever noticed how Google is the go-to medical advisor for everything? I swear, you type in the slightest symptom, and Google's like, "You're either fine or you have a rare tropical disease."
So, when I started feeling a bit weird in my chest, guess who my first consultant was? Yup,

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