5 Graduation Speech Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 10 2024

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I graduated with honors. Honors in napping, that is. I mastered the art of sleeping through lectures.
I graduated summa cum laude. It sounds impressive, but it just means I had a lot of free time to study.
I thought about writing a book on self-discipline, but I kept putting it off. Finally, I graduated without it.
What do you call someone who never stops graduating? An eternal student!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a graduate because I needed to know!

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