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Graduation speeches are a bit like the weather forecast - everyone talks about it, but nobody's really sure how accurate it's going to be.
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Graduation speeches are proof that we can all sit through a 30-minute talk about 'seizing the day' without seizing our yawns.
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Graduation speeches are like the final boss level in a video game - you just have to power through them to unlock the next stage of life.
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You know it's a graduation speech when you hear the words, "You are the future," and suddenly feel the weight of the entire world's expectations on your shoulders...and then the buffet line opens.
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Graduation speeches are a bit like the credits at the end of a movie - you know they're coming, and you stick around because, well, it's tradition.
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Graduation speeches are like the GPS of life, giving directions when all you really want to do is take a detour to the snack bar.
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Have you ever noticed how graduation speeches make everyone an expert on life for about 15 minutes?
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Graduation speeches are like the appetizer before the main course of real-world responsibilities - you know it's coming, but you're just there for the free samples.
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Have you noticed how graduation speeches are the ultimate test of your "nod and smile" endurance?
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