6+ Best One Liners graduation speech Jokes

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I told my parents I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. They laughed. I graduated. Now they're not laughing.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I graduated without turning around.

I graduated with a degree in acting. Now I'm pretending to know what I'm doing with my life.

I graduated with a degree in origami. It's paper-thin, but I'm folding under the pressure.

I asked the gym trainer if they had a class on perseverance. They said, 'Just keep coming.' So, I graduated.

I thought about going to clown school, but then I realized I had already graduated!

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