5 Graduation Speech Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 10 2024

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The Laid-Back Graduate

Taking life as it comes and not stressing about the future
I may not have a job lined up, but at least I've mastered the art of turning any situation into a meme. Can I put that on my resume?

Procrastinator Graduate

Navigating the fine line between last-minute brilliance and disaster
They say, "Don't leave until tomorrow what you can do today." Well, I took that advice and, apparently, so did half of my graduating class.

The Class Clown Graduate

Turning a graduation ceremony into a comedy show
My diploma says I'm officially a grown-up, but my browsing history says otherwise. Can I get a redo on adulthood?

Overachiever Graduate

Balancing perfectionism and the real world
They say, "Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." Well, I shot for the moon, missed, and now I'm stuck floating in this vast abyss called adulting.

The Confused Graduate

Trying to figure out what to do with the rest of your life
I've got a degree, but I still don't know how to do taxes. I mean, they taught me advanced calculus, but not how to fill out a 1040 form. Thanks, education system.

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