7 Jokes For Divorce Rates

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Updated on: Jun 10 2025

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Why did the marriage counselor go broke? They couldn't keep their clients together, but they were excellent at dividing assets!
Why did the calendar break up with the clock? It needed more space and time!
Why did the pencil file for divorce? It couldn't erase the mistakes of the past!
Why did the divorce attorney become a chef? They were an expert at handling messy breakups!
Why did the divorced computer keep breaking down? It couldn't handle the emotional baggage!
Why did the broom get a divorce? It swept someone off their feet, but it just couldn't handle the commitment!
Why did the divorce cake taste so bitter? It had too many layers of resentment!

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