5 Jokes For Divorce Rates

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 10 2025

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The Wedding Cake Baker

Sweet beginnings, bitter endings
They say a wedding cake should be a reflection of the couple. So, if they're into layers, I know the divorce is going to be complicated.

The Marriage Counselor

Navigating through couples' issues
Marriage counseling is like a comedy club where the punchline is always, "Communication is key." If communication is so key, why does my spouse still think the silent treatment is an effective conversation starter?

The Wedding Planner

Juggling dreams and reality
My job is to make sure everything is perfect on the big day. Little do they know, I'm also an expert in planning the divorce party. It's all about balance in the event planning business.

The Wedding DJ

Spinning the soundtrack of love gone wrong
I take song requests very seriously. Someone asked for "Hit the Road Jack" at a wedding once. I played it, and two months later, they did hit the road.

The Wedding Photographer

Capturing the beginning of the end
I've photographed so many weddings that ended in divorce; I'm considering offering a discount for the "Just Engaged, Already Divorced" package. It's like a two-for-one deal, without the happily ever after.

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