7 Jokes For Divorce Rates

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Updated on: Jun 10 2025

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Divorce is like a tornado. It starts with a lot of sucking, and then someone loses a trailer.
Divorce is the only time you're awarded something for good behavior – it's called alimony!
I asked my ex-wife if she ever regretted getting a divorce. She said, 'Never. But I do miss ruining your life.
I told my ex-spouse I'd always be there for them. Just not in the same house or under the same legal agreement.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
I told my ex-spouse we should go our separate ways, but they insisted on dividing the assets... and the DVDs.
Divorce is like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.

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