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You ever watch those Comedy Central roasts? I love 'em, but sometimes I think they take it a little too far. I mean, it's all fun and games until someone starts roasting a celebrity so badly that their therapist sends them a bill. I saw one where they roasted a guy so hard; even his shadow unfollowed him on Instagram. Now that's brutal. I imagine therapists have a special category for celebrities: "Post-Roast Trauma Disorder.
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Comedy Central roasts have evolved with technology. I recently watched a roast where they brought in an AI to roast a celebrity. Yeah, they programmed it with insults and let it loose. It was like Siri gone savage. The AI roasted the poor guy so efficiently; even his smartphone started avoiding him. Imagine getting roasted by a machine! The future is here, folks, and it's not holding back.
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You ever been to a live Comedy Central roast? It's like playing audience roast roulette. You sit there, praying the comedian doesn't notice you because once they do, it's game over. I was at one, and the comedian looked at me and said, "You there, with the awkward laugh. Are you a human or a malfunctioning robot?" I'm just sitting there, thinking, "Can I use my invisibility cloak now, please?" Note to self: If you ever attend a live roast, bring a disguise or at least practice a fake laugh that doesn't sound like a hyena with a sore throat.
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You know you're in the 21st century when people are not only roasting each other verbally but also sartorially. I saw this one roast where the fashion police were more active than the comedians. They were like, "Forget the insults; what are you wearing?" I mean, they roasted a guy so bad; even his clothes asked for a change. Fashion tip for roasts: Don't wear anything that looks like it belongs on a scarecrow unless you want to be roasted to a crisp.
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