5 Comedy Central Roasts Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 22 2025

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The Eccentric Millionaire

Wondering why people are making fun of their eccentricities
I have a pet giraffe and a private island, but tonight, I'm the real oddity on display. Who knew having a butler who's also a robot would be considered weird?

The Overly Sensitive Artist

Taking offense at every joke
I've been called a snowflake before, but tonight, I'm a full-blown blizzard. These jokes are so cold, even my therapist has frostbite.

The Aging Heartthrob

Grappling with the passage of time
I thought I aged like fine wine, but after tonight, I'm realizing I'm more like milk left in the sun. Sour, chunky, and nobody wants a taste.

The Awkward Sidekick

Trying to keep up with the banter and failing
I thought a roast was something you did to marshmallows, not to your friends. Tonight, I'm the marshmallow, and the jokes are the flames. Spoiler alert: I'm getting roasted, and I'm not even golden brown.

The Overconfident Celebrity

Struggling to understand why they're being roasted
I'm used to people laughing at my jokes, but tonight, they're laughing at my life choices. It's like being heckled by my own bad decisions. Who knew my career could be this well-done?

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