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I told my friend I was going to the Comedy Central Roast, and he said, 'Don't forget your sunscreen, you'll be roasted under the spotlight!
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Why did the stand-up comedian apply for a job at Comedy Central Roasts? He wanted to work in a place where getting roasted is considered a career move!
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I went to a Comedy Central Roast, and they said it was so hot that even the vegetables were getting roasted! I guess it's the only place where broccoli feels the burn!
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I tried my hand at stand-up at the Comedy Central Roast, but the audience was so tough, they roasted me before I could even start! It's like a pre-roast warm-up!
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I told my friend I wanted to join the Comedy Central Roast, and he said, 'Be careful, they might turn you into a roast chicken instead!
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I attended the Comedy Central Roast, and the jokes were so spicy, even the jalapeños were sweating! It's the only place where laughter comes with a side of hot sauce.
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I wanted to roast marshmallows at the Comedy Central Roast, but they said it's reserved for the jokes, not the snacks! Guess the only toasty things there are the punchlines.
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I went to the Comedy Central Roast with a bag of chips. They said, 'Sorry, no snacks allowed, especially ones that can't handle the crunch of our jokes!
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I brought a plant to the Comedy Central Roast, hoping it would grow on the audience. Turns out, they prefer jokes with deeper roots than my potted friend!
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