5 Comedy Central Roasts Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 22 2025

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I tried telling a joke about time travel at the Comedy Central Roast. They said, 'Save it for the future, maybe someone will find it funny!
I tried making a joke about gravity at the Comedy Central Roast, but it fell flat. I guess even physics can't withstand the force of a good roast!
I asked the comedian at the Comedy Central Roast for a joke about elevators. He said, 'Sorry, that's an uplifting topic, and we only do descents here!
I asked the comedian if he could make a joke about doors at the Comedy Central Roast. He said, 'Sure, just don't expect any opening remarks!
I tried making a joke about bread at the Comedy Central Roast, but it got stale before I could finish! Lesson learned: Timing is everything, even with carbs.

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