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Why did the tomato turn red at the Comedy Central Roast? It couldn't ketchup with the insults!
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I thought I'd bring my pet chicken to the Comedy Central Roast. They said it's a fowl idea! I guess poultry and punchlines don't mix.
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I asked the comedian at the Comedy Central Roast for a joke about vegetables. He said, 'Why did the carrot go to the roast? To become the root of all laughter!
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Why did the comedian bring a ladder to the Comedy Central Roast? He wanted to reach new heights of humor and climb above the roast!
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Why did the comedian bring a map to the Comedy Central Roast? He wanted to navigate through the roast without losing his way in the sea of insults!
Roasting Myself
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I decided to try self-roasting after watching too many Comedy Central specials. It's not easy. I'm so bad at it that even my reflection in the mirror said, You know what, let's just stick to dad jokes.
Roast Diet
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I've been on a Comedy Central roast diet lately. Instead of counting calories, I count the number of times I've been personally attacked in a roast. I've lost 10 pounds and gained an impressive collection of insecurities.
Roast Resolutions
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I made a New Year's resolution to be kinder, but then I watched a Comedy Central roast, and I thought, Maybe next year. Let's keep the insults rolling!
Roast Rehab
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I heard they're opening a Roast Rehab center. It's for people like me who can't resist making fun of themselves. The first step is admitting you have a problem; the second step is turning your flaws into punchlines.
Roast Retirement
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I think I'm ready to retire from roasting. I've reached the age where my self-esteem needs a walker, and my comebacks need reading glasses. Comedy Central, give me a roast retirement plan, please!
Roast Olympics
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I heard they're planning to turn Comedy Central roasts into a competitive sport – the Roast Olympics. I can already see it: And the gold medal for the most brutal insult goes to... my self-esteem!
Roast Victims Unite
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I was thinking about joining a support group for people who've been roasted on Comedy Central. We could call it Roast Victims Unite. But I'm pretty sure the meetings would just turn into another roast session, and I'm not ready for that kind of therapy!
Roasting 101
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I tried roasting someone once, and it didn't go well. I guess you need a license for that kind of thing, like a roast master's degree. I'm still waiting for my diploma to arrive in the mail, but it's probably lost in the mail with my hopes and dreams.
Comedy Central Roasts
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You ever watch those Comedy Central roasts? It's like a bunch of comedians getting together to prove they're the best at insulting their friends. It's the only place where you can see someone get burned more than my last attempt at cooking!
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